THE CAT WHO CAN’T SPEAK A

LIE

CHAPTER 1

Once, there was a family of three; or should I say four because they had

a cat named Pie (its real name is

is Piewackt but everyone

preferred Pie; including the cat).

The people in the family are;

Roger Clemens, the man of the house,

who likes football, Baseball, and Basketball.  There is Éclair Clemens,

who likes potatoes, bugs, and TV.

Also there’s Michele;

who likes ponies, horses, and ponies.

One day Pie was sunbathing and the

children were playing kickball.

The ball hit Pie straight in the kisser.

The annoyed cat yelled “WHAT WAS
THAT FOR!!!!!”  The children stared

in wonder.  The cat (who was now licking himself) walked to them and

said, “I know, I know, your wondering

How I can talk but, to tell you the truth,

But then dad called them in for dinner…

CHAPTER 2

Dinner was O.K.  They had chicken.

After, they went to find Pie.

Like always, he was bathing himself.

He started to tell his story

“I’m from a place called Cattail,

where dog armies try to get rid of the cats.  Where cats can talk and so can dogs.  And the armies fight each other.

Somehow I got out BUT I can

take you there if you want…

CHAPTER 3

 The kids were really surprised.  They said yes, but even a witless cat could

tell they were scared.  The cat had a

satisfied look on its face.  “So you are scared” the cat said with satisfaction.

They said no but they both knew that they were VERY, VERY scared.

Then Pie said “let’s go” and off they went.          

CHAPTER 4       

This story is getting very interesting, I know, but you should stop reading right now.  Now if you continue to read, you

will only find despair.  Now back to the story.  The children and the cat went outside for a reason that Piewackt would not tell them.  When they got outside

Pie said “We will take you to the world of cats, but you mustn’t stare at ANY cat.”  One second they were in there

Home town; Tacoma, Washington,

and the next second they were

surrounded by cats holding spears.

 CHAPTER 5

  All at once, the cats yelled “Who are you”.  Pie then said “I have returned”.

One cat (whose name was Prince Catnip)

said, “Who have you brought with you?”

Piewackt then said, “These are some of

the human kind, their names are Éclair

and Michele”.  The prince then said “You may continue” and off they went.

Chapter 6 

 When they finally found the secret base

  They all wondered what was inside and

then Pie let them into the building.

It was filled with cat food, kitty litter,

and millions of cats.  All the rest of

the day they were being introduced

to King Kitty and Queen Cat and more.

As a matter of fact, it even got boring.

After, they all went to sleep in kitty beds

(which were not that nice for a human).

They could not sleep.  Even Pie was asleep!!!(His bed was TINY)

So they left, to find the secrets that they so dearly wanted to know…

CHAPTER 7 

 The children first looked in the room next door.  Like the last room, it was

Filled with sleeping cats.  They saw a

Hallway on the right, so they took that

Way.  The hallway was completely

Filled with darkness.  They kept on

Walking but found NOTHING.

They kept on walking until they found a room; a room filled with snarling dogs…

CHAPTER 8

The dogs started to move forward. 

The children were petrified; they could not move.  Then, the cats started all awoke and attacked the dogs.  Pie called them and ran towards the sound.  They

Found him and all three of them ran towards the exit.  When they got there,

They kept on running.  But when they got outside the only found more dogs…

CHAPTER 9

The dogs were sleeping. Luckily they were in a VERY deep sleep.  They did

Something they thought they would never do; they snuck back to the building

where the battle was taking place…

CHAPTER 10

The battle was harsh.  The dogs were getting fiercer and the cats took no

Mercy.  Piewackt, Éclair, and Michele

Snuck into a small hallway on the left.

 In that hallway there was 100,000,000

In gold.  At first, they thought they should take some home, but then they saw them; rats, snarling rats…

CHAPTER 11

The rats, at first, did not move.  But then they started to move forward.  RUN!!! ,

Yelled Piewackt, in such distress that everyone followed his lead.   They ran back they way that they had come.  The rats were slow, so they got a head start.

They both wanted to stop and gold, but the rats were getting closer.  The rats then turned a corner, and they were gone…

CHAPTER 12

The children and the cat both decided to keep running back towards the battle.  But as always, they were going the wrong way.  I now advise you to stop reading, because the battle was over, and the cats fled into the same hallway that they were in right now.  And that is why they saw all 200,000 cats laying down…

CHAPTER 13

The cats awoke at there arrival, but did not seem very alert.  All the cats went back to sleep like they didn’t see them.  All three could see that they were very tired.  So they kept on walking forward to find the exit.  Then, they found a door

And went through it, not knowing where it would take them…

STAY TUNED FOR BOOK 2!

 The Attack Of The Hamsters!